This is not a blog. No, seriously.

justicemuffins:

These are the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents from Thor that I will be adopting. They do actually have credited last names: from left to right there’s Agent Delancey and Agent Jackson (top left), and then Agent Cale and Agent Garrett (top right). There’s another shot of Cale and Garrett looking cool (lower left) and the ATTRACTIVE NAMELESS TECHIE (bottom right) who I will also be adopting.

Now, looking into the Marvel Comicverse, there’s an Agent Brent Montgomery Jackson and an Agent Jonathan Garrett, so I’ll just go ahead and… keep those names, haha. 

I’m working on first names and backgrounds and personalities and all that jazz. I’m going to have way too much fun with this. PHIL AND JASPER HAVE FRIENDS YAY.

I don’t even know, man.